- Is a totally awesome nerd
- Conditions his hair
- Taller than myself (since I'm short hopefully this isn't a problem)
- Plays paladin style classes on MMOs
- Types properly
- Doesn't have nipples
- Knows some damn good game music
- Speaks in an archaic style
- Knows when to be serious and when to be silly
- Is optimistic, but realistic
- Agnostic
- Reads good, meaningful things
- Likes having time to himself and values close friendships
- Has long hair and a bit of a sense of style
- Remote-controlled sideburns
The things he does NOT have/do:
- Hairy chest
- Excessive amount of muscles
- 4-chan
- Sparkle in the sunlight
- A penis
- Discriminate against certain styles of media (like Sean Kennedy)
- Friend collects and is always always always needing to be around people
- Texts all the time
- MYSPACE
- Facial hair (I had a traumatic childhood)
6 comments:
the perfect girl would be happy for her best friend if he loved someone, and wouldn't be jealous of her for having a different personality.
The perfect girl would probably be some kind of gladiator, and instead of getting jealous of my friends, would fight them to the death in single combat over slight perceived insults. She'd probably make a mean sandwich too.
-Argus the Couch-
the perfect stalker would know how to find access to her boyfriend's best friend's blog without being told where it is. this stalker would then anonymously post their comedy routine and make everyone laugh srsly hard cuz she's also the perfect comedian!!
Side burns are technically facial hair (though the remote-controlled variety can probably only be loosely classified as hair).
-Mysterious H
My perfect stalker would be totally unphased by how totally boring my daily life is. They'd be out there in the bushes, watching me brush my teeth and read a book and eat a sandwich and goof off on the computer, and it would never occur to them that my neighbor is a billion times more interesting.
Okay, not my ACTUAL neighbors. My neighbors in a world where I have a stalker. My real neighbors dull.
i wanna stalk the above poster. someone tell me who he/she is, kthx!! or wait.. i guess that'd take away the purpose of stalking them, wouldn't it? :(
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