Samantha Z is a self-righteous bitch.

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In an admired quality of quick consumption of words upon paper, she prides herself. Secretly, she skips every other word with an uncanny ability to take in the overall meaning despite her alterations.

Quietly (enough), she puts on the facade of quiet sincerity, looking innocent and interested as she studies, although she really wants to sleep in class. Every once in a while, at key words, she will say "Did you know?" and blurt a prideful tiny pseudo-interesting fact, despite the teacher's impatience with her.

And after class, when told of problems with the words, she says, too soon, without thinking, to speak naturally to overwhelm others with one's knowledge. She realizes her mistake in revealing this nature, and leaves abruptly.

She compliments the other girls so sweetly, selflessly, secretly comparing her pictures to theirs, and asking her friends "Is she prettier than me?"

She knows all about world events, priding herself on the knowledge of the newest crisis. Somehow it makes me think she missed the point by priding herself, though.

She quietly exerts an aura of elitism, discouraging common thoughts with a bored and cruel glance, silently directing her attention, blankly, to her own introspective thoughts. She takes no time to consider their words.

And when others are in need, she expresses deepest sympathies, offering so many sweet and selfless actions which are never undertaken.

She makes a joke every second, without substance or integrity, playing off words, or worse: quoting something of unknown origin, giggling at her own words, not noticing that no one else understands nor cares.

She has fun when others make reference to her race and her name. She likes that it is unusual, and the attention it brings. She enjoys it, even though it does not come on friendly terms.

She acts cute; knowing the gestures that win small children affection, she uses them to her advantage to remain the center of attention.

She proves herself far from innocent as she speaks in vulgar tongues around peers whom it flatters, and acts completely unaware of the meaning of such things around others.

When someone brings to her attention that she is undesirable, she calls them a self righteous bitch. She doesn't think anyone should be concerned with self interest... except for herself.

And therefore, I call her a self righteous bitch. I, who watch from far away, who remain nameless, for I go unremembered.

And therefore, I am the self righteous bitch.

[NOTE: This is based completely off of girls I know, whom, for the most part, I beleive are completely sincere. I write this to illustrate the criticism girls tend to have for one another, taking all things, whether they be sweet or not, as a sign for dishonesty. This is in no way supposed to offend those I wrote it about.]