How the Armadillo got it's (totally cool) shell

[Group work in English with Rachel and David. It's supposed to be written in common speak; I had to be restrained from my own common tongue.]

Omg, I heard this story I read on wikipedia lol
So like, a long time ago the Dillo was a big jerk, okay?
He was making fun of the kangaroo's pouch thing on it's belly and stuff. He was totally mean and would not freakin' stop.

So the roo got all PO'ed and was all like "plz go wai, i h8 u"
and the Dillo was like "i ain't skeurd"
but he ran away anyways cuz he sux

and the roo was all like "omg com bak"
so he was all chasing him and crap

And then there was this huuuuuuge dropoff
and the Dillo totally fell of and he was all like

"dkjsa;mf!1!1one!"

and he rolled in this ball to like protect his stuffs.
So all this rock mud junk got all caught up on him.

So it totally dried and it's all hard and stuff
So he's now called ARMAdillo, get it?! LOL

BTW, he totally doesn't like talking to people anymore
so he's just this crazy freak now, k?

LOL BEST EVARR :D

lololololololololololololololololololololololol!!
<3
BAI